蜂鸟特攻

　　河畔的绿茵丛中静静伫立着一张长椅。某个黄昏时分，这对久别重逢的青梅竹马在狭小的座椅上并肩而坐。他们交换着欲言又止却饱含温情的话语，细碎的话语间流淌着难以言明的微妙情愫。
　　这张承载着故事的长椅见证着人间百态：谈分手的情侣遭遇醉汉搅局，离家出走的姐姐与追寻而来的妹妹在此相逢，市政厅职员正谋划着拆除这座承载记忆的公共设施。
　　本片以一张长椅为原点，用多线交织的长篇叙事捕捉当代都市人稍纵即逝的生命片段，在方寸之间勾勒出浮世众生的情感光谱。

　　An old woman, Filomena, is hurried into the emergency room. The young man, who brought her, Matias, is very nervous. The nurses were drawn to him as he’s very good-looking. They think he’s her grandson. Filomena’s condition has stabilized but she needs further tests. At night, Matias visits her and Luna, the nurse on duty, is touched at how warm and close Matias is to the lady. Then Luna finds out something surprising yet heartbreaking-Filomena and Matias are lovers. Matias is a vampire whom Filomena when she was young. Their love was uncontrollable. Matias promised Filomena that he will not give her the curse of being a vampire- even if Filomena wants to be with him forever. Now that death is in the middle of their love, will Matias broke the vow so that they can continue their unconditional love forever? Will he allow death to take the woman that he loves? Luna in the end learns one of the greatest lessons about love and sacrifice.

　　On their wedding night, Bob reveals to Betty that he has purchased an abandoned chicken farm. Betty struggles to adapt to their new rural lifestyle, especially when a glamorous neighbor seems to set her eyes on Bob

　　A rich woman, Raffaella, and some friends rent a yacht to sail the Mediterranean Sea during summer. The sailor, Gennarino, who is a communist, does not like this woman but has to bear with her bad mood. One day she wakes up late in the afternoon and asks to be taken to land where everyone had gone earlier. Gennarino sets up a boat but during the trip, the boat breaks down. They spend the night in the middle of the sea.

　　本片借两对男女互相间的滥情、妒忌和背叛来制造笑料。流浪汉布杜被一个好心的书商从塞纳河中救起并收留，书商的太太和女佣对好吃懒做的布杜非常厌恶，流浪汉非但不感恩戴德，还勾引书商的太太和女仆，把他家搞得鸡犬不宁。偏偏书商本身也与女佣有染，这两对男女的爱情烂账，终于决定要用一场婚宴来解决。

　　库珀（瑞茜·威瑟斯彭 Reese Witherspoon 饰）是一名拥有着超强正义感的火爆女警，在上司的安排下，她接受了一个艰巨的任务，那就是护送一位名为丹尼艾拉（索菲娅·维加拉 Sofia Vergara 饰）的金发美女前往达拉斯，在那里，安妮艾拉将会成为指证毒枭的重要证人。
　　让库珀没有想到的是，丹尼艾拉的个性和自己一样一点就着，一山容不得二虎，两个女人之间从见面一开始就充满了浓浓的火药味，这将注定不会是一段太平的旅途。更糟糕的是，库珀一行人刚刚出发没多久就遭到了黑帮分子的伏击，丹尼艾拉的丈夫里瓦先生（文森特·拉斯卡 Vincent Laresca 饰）更是在交火之中不幸丧生。作为仅剩的幸存者，库珀和丹尼艾拉该如何抵达目的地，完成她们的使命呢？

　　主角色丞狂介是个拳法部的高中生，同时继承刑警父亲和SM女王母亲血统的他，充满正义感的同时，在把小裤裤套上脸时则又会变成拥有超人能力的疯狂假面。而这次特报和海报的情报解禁中也提及了那“全世界小裤裤消失”的设定，究竟在失去小裤裤的危机中，疯狂假面又要怎么对抗坏人呢？

　　一个偏远村庄的乌斯塔德驱魔专家遭到了强大恶魔的袭击。当驱魔师试图进行驱魔以驱逐恶魔时，恶魔却进入了驱魔师的家中，开始诱惑和威胁驱魔师家人的安全。

　　Unemployed Czech-speaking writer Nicholas Whistler thinks he's got a job visiting Prague for a bit of industrial espionage. In fact he is now in the employ of British Intelligence. His pretty chauffeuse on arrival behind the Iron Curtain, Comrade Simonova, is herself a Czech agent. Just as well she's immediately attracted to 007's unwitting replacement.

　　影片开始是纪录片风格的打斗场面：一群蝎子跟老鼠对抗；接着呈现出游击队跟主教军的斗争；贯串全片多是违反一般常规的视觉形象，而自由的程度也大得惊人 ：发怒的蝎子、维苏威火山喷出的熔岩和带有纪录性的场面；极端超现实场面、标新立异的场面交替出现：如一头母牛躺在一个年轻女孩的床上；基督变成了性虐待狂患者；作父亲的毫无感觉地开枪射杀自己的小孩，当仆人房舍起火，他却置之不理，甚至一辆牛车穿入房间，他也视若无睹；爱人们朝夕渴望相聚，但见面后却感到无所适从，只有进行集体损毁，将犁耙、长颈鹿、圣诞树焚烧；两个主教从楼上被仍了下来。更有甚者，一对爱人的眼睛被挤出，手被咬掉，在一条狭窄街道的碎石上翻滚着，同时可以听见艾吕声音唱到“爱情，爱情，爱情呀！”一种近乎神秘的爱情概念作为一种可以改变一切的，可以为人们赎罪的东西……

　　Two art thieves have stolen the famous "Black Square" of Russian painter Kasimir Malevich. They plan to meet their clients on a cruise ship to hand over the looted art. However, things are not going quite as planned..

　　美丽的欧洲公主前往美国纽约，寻找到她六年前爱上的报纸专栏作家。在豪华的纽约酒店，她被一位善良的服务员误认为是女仆。酒店的行李员在遇到这名欧洲公主后也开始忽视他的女朋友。